Padded gilet, thermal-looking long-sleeved T-shirt, middle-distance gaze; I suspect Spieth is channelling the great 2017 trend known as “gorpcore”.

The coolest clothing trends usually filter up from penniless fashion students, not down from the wealthy residents of Chelsea, Mayfair and Hampstead — but this summer we all decidedly have something for which to thank the very rich.

The men’s fashion weeks are on, and with them comes a wealth of material for those who enjoy what, in this instance, we may call “taking the peacock” — because outside every presentation from Savile Row to Versace, you’ll see a flock of handsome fashionistos putting on a proud and flamboyant display of personal style.

Clearly an overheated, sleepless night had caused all of us to short-circuit, rendering us unable to discern the appropriate clothing for a Monday.

Céline came up with spring's oddest trend: mismatched shoes. Hattie Crisell tries out a challenging look